Charlie's Angels Quotes

  • Jane Kano: I need you to exhibit some attention-seeking behavior.

    Sabina Wilson: I have so many ideas.

  • Bosley: How are we doing down here? Ah! We're still in the first closet.

    Elena Houghlin: There's another closet?

    Bosley: Armory open.

    [steel compartment slides open, revealing more wonderland]

  • Sabina Wilson: Wait. Why would Bosley want to take Elena to Brok?

    Bosley: Bringing the Birdman back to Alcatraz, I guess.

    Saint: The who?

    Bosley: It's a movie. Burt Lancaster.

    Sabina Wilson: Birdman. Michael Keaton.

    Bosley: No, Michael Keaton is Batman.

    Saint: No, Ben Affleck is Batman.

    Bosley: I mean, is he? Am I really the only person here who knows who Burt Lancaster is?

    Sabina Wilson: I'm concussed.

    Bosley: It doesn't matter. It's an old movie. It's from, like... ..

    Saint: How old ARE you?

    Bosley: How old am I? What? That has nothing to do with it.

    Saint: I don't have your references.

    Bosley: There are film buffs of all ages.

    Jane Kano: Let's go get our girl!

  • [first lines]

    Sabina Wilson: [with a playful giggle] I think women can do anything.

    [shakes her head]

    Jonny Smith: Well, I mean, just because they can, doesn't mean they should, right?

    [she giggles some more]

    Jonny Smith: Think about women fixing cars,

    [she playfully raises her eyes]

    Jonny Smith: driving a taxi,

    [she crinkles her nose]

    Jonny Smith: installing some drywall...

    Sabina Wilson: [shrugs] Why not?

    [shakes her head]

    Jonny Smith: No... Look. Trust me, a girl like you, you don't really want this.

    Sabina Wilson: A girl like me?

    Jonny Smith: Mm.

    Sabina Wilson: I mean, I want all my options available so I can decide for myself.

    Jonny Smith: Ah,

    [sums her up]

    Jonny Smith: Miss Independent.

    Sabina Wilson: [chuckles] That's right. That's me.

    Jonny Smith: I love it. Hmm.

    [picks up olive]

    Jonny Smith: Come here.

    Sabina Wilson: Mm.

    [is fed olive]

    Jonny Smith: Except... you're sitting here eating my food, enjoying my view...

    Sabina Wilson: By choice.

    Jonny Smith: No, I chose you to join me.

    Sabina Wilson: [chuckles] I chose to make you notice me.

    Jonny Smith: No. Mm-hmm. That is not your choice, Sabina.

    Sabina Wilson: Mm...

    Jonny Smith: That is God's gift to you.

    Sabina Wilson: [chuckles] But don't you think it's sort of what you... do with those gifts... that really matters?

    [lets her feet slip out of her strappy high-heeled sandals]

    Jonny Smith: Mm-hmm.

    Sabina Wilson: Every one of us.

    Jonny Smith: [those feet snuck up to where they have most effect] Mm.

    Sabina Wilson: Men, women. We all just wanna fulfill our potential,

    [as he strokes her ankle:]

    Sabina Wilson: live our heart's desires. And that's the kind of world I wanna live in.

    Jonny Smith: Mm. Well, my world, is me making millions, with *you* by my side.

    [she chuckles, and he fondles her calf]

    Jonny Smith: Mm?

    Sabina Wilson: It's just that I'm so good at so many things.

    Jonny Smith: Oh, yeah?

    Sabina Wilson: Yeah.

    Jonny Smith: Like what?

    Sabina Wilson: Well...

    Jonny Smith: Mm?

    Sabina Wilson: At my job. It's actually considered a huge advantage to be a woman.

    Jonny Smith: Mm?

    Sabina Wilson: Yeah. If you're beautiful, nothing else is really expected of you. And if you're not... you're pretty much rendered invisible. And in my line of work... Invisibility, low expectations... they come in very handy!

  • Elena Houghlin: But I worked for him. I mean .. he flirted with me.

    Bosley: Honey, a man can love you and want you dead.

    Saint: Not me...

    Sabina Wilson: There was a gunfight at my wedding.

    Jane Kano: Wait, you're married?

    Sabina Wilson: No, I was a better shot.

  • Hodak: [only lines] Bitch!

  • Sabina Wilson: I'm out of here, man. Gonna take a week off, party my ass off on a Thai beach. Jane, you should give it a shot. Beaches, letting someone play with your...

    [points low, whistles]

    Jane Kano: I have fun in my own ways.

    Sabina Wilson: Ah. Cool. You sharpen your samurai swords at night? Cosplay Catwoman?

    [giggles]

    Sabina Wilson: I'd actually pay to see that. Occasionally you eat gluten at night and feel a little...

    [gets pushed off roof]

    Sabina Wilson: Oh!

    [falls]

    Jane Kano: [drily] That was fun.

  • Jonny Smith: [after everything she put him through] Wanna run away with me?

    Sabina Wilson: God, you are so desperate!

  • Jane Kano: We probably shouldn't get caught standing over a dead body.

    Sabina Wilson: [dirty after fight] Not dressed like this, no.