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Sally Ann: Polly got in one good peck before that cat killed her. Good for Polly!
Hugh: I certainly never realized that Polly had such a big pecker.
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Johnny Norris: [to the pigeon pecking at his ankle] You flying shit house!
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Richard 'Dick' Morrison: [after being offered a cigarette at a party] Why don't you shove them up your ass, Hal?
Drunk businessman: What? Lit?
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Dr. Vinny Donatti: [to Junk] Forget the cat, you hemorrhoid! Get the gun!
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Cressner: [after planting Mr. Norris' car with narcotics] I've set you up, Mr. Norris. In ten minutes, Albert will call the police, and tell them a tale of heroin. 1970 Mustangs. Aging tennis pros with drug records. You'll be eagerly sought after, Mr. Norris.
Johnny Norris: Unless I tell you where Marcia is.
Cressner: With you gone, she'd come back. She got nowhere else to go. Now as for you, when you get out of jail, you'll be more concerned with your arthritis than your libido.
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Cressner: That's the bet, Mr. Norris. You get the girl, you get the gold watch, you get everything. Or you get a lot of straight time in Rahway Prison.
Cat's Eye Quotes
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