Dalfonso: You are charged with heresy. To wit: fornicating with a novice!

Casanova: She was hardly a novice.
Casanova: Be the flame - not the moth.
Lord Papprizzio: You see that trunk over there shaped vaguely like a salami?

Fulvio: Yes...

Lord Papprizzio: Well, it's filled with salamis.
Dalfonso: Eternal damnation for one night with Casanova.

Sister Beatrice: Seems fair.
Servant Girl: My Lady says the pig must stay outside, but the animal, we'll take.
Casanova: I've got to stay here. If I go with you they'll be looking for both of us. It's too dangerous!

Giovanni Bruni: What if you never left?
Casanova: Casanova, the philosopher? Who devotes his life to the perfection of experience? Yes, I know him.

Francesca Bruni: No, Casanova the libertine, who devotes his life to seducing women.

Casanova: Well, we're obviously talking about the same person.
Casanova: I've never sought glory as a lover.

Sister Beatrice: What then, senor Casanova, do you seek?

Casanova: A moment that lasts a lifetime.
Francesca Bruni: Give me a man who is man enough to give himself just to the woman who is worth him. If that woman were me I would love him alone and forever.
Pucci: Heresy is what *I* say it is.
Andrea: This is the last time I travel coach!
Pucci: A massive amount of fornication can lead to confusion.
Pucci: Witchcraft!

Pucci's servant: Actually, sir, it's because hot air rises, counteracting the gravitational forces of... witchcraft.
Casanova: What's this 'we?' You slapped him, you fight him.
Casanova: And what did we do that for?

Lupo: I don't know.
Victoria: Bishop Pucci

Pucci: How can I help you my dear?

Victoria: I was a virgin. My virginity was my most cherished possession. My gift from God. My gift was taken from me.

Pucci: Tragic and most damnable. What was the name of this vile seducer?

Victoria: Giacomo Casanova. When Casanova came to my room and... robbed me... I fought for my honour

Pucci: Are you saying that you would be willing to give me the testimony that I need to hang him?

Victoria: Yes. But I would be worried about my reputation.

Pucci: Of course. But I think we could say if everything went according to plan we could return your reputation *and* your virginity to you.

Victoria: You could do that?

Pucci: Oh, yes. We are the Catholic Church. We can do anything.
Lord Papprizzio: Oh, there you are!
Pucci: Yes, you are! Not!
Lupo: We were worried about us.
Lupo: Look at the state of us! Where have we been all night?
Casanova: Congratulations, we're getting married.
Casanova: What, are you two working together now?
Casanova: Do we have a spare sword?

Lupo: Yea we do.
money collector: I want my money!

Lupo: Next week, without fail.

money collector: You said that last week.

Lupo: I was a week early.

money collector: Go to hell.

Lupo: We'll see you there sir.
Casanova: No, Lupo, I'm... oh, could I have some tea?
Lord Papprizzio: I hope she doesn't think I'm, uhmm, I don't know, what's the word? What's the expression I'm looking for?

Lupo: Rotund?

Lord Papprizzio: Excuse me, what did you say?
Casanova: The choice of lime is very sliming.

Lord Papprizzio: You're too kind.
Lord Papprizzio: I want you to transform me. Transform me.
Lord Papprizzio: I'm not going, I don't want to go, you can't make me!

Casanova: Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Casanova: Yes, I can.

Lord Papprizzio: Oh, God.
Casanova: Good God, you've achieved the impossible.
masked woman: Have you seen my husband?

masked man: I am your husband.
Lord Papprizzio: [to Pucci] It's what I've been saying, stupid.
Andrea: [refering to Francesca] There's a man who's after her.

Lord Papprizzio: Oh really, does she like him?
Andrea: [after seeing Francesca with Casanova] Such bad news for you, Signor Paprizzio.

Lord Papprizzio: [silence]

Lord Papprizzio: O! Calamaity. She's thrown me over.

Andrea: Disgraceful.

Lord Papprizzio: Oh, well. A scandal.

Andrea: You're a free man now.

Lord Papprizzio: Oh, dear. What will I do?
Pucci: Does your nurse enjoy executions?

Mother's Lover: Does the Pope have a balcony?
Francesca Bruni: True love does not grow with the number of lovers. It wastes away.
Actor: Has the ice man come?

Beautiful Masked Woman: Yes, and he comes again tomorrow!
Giovanni Bruni: I'm in hell.

Francesca Bruni: I'm busy.
Casanova: I, too, come here to make confession.

Francesca Bruni: What have you to confess?

Casanova: Well, let's see. Jealousy. Pride. Covetousness. Despair. And you?

Francesca Bruni: I came to prepare my soul for marriage.
Casanova: I have too long dominated the conversation. What are your thoughts on the matter?

Francesca Bruni: What did you just say?
Lupo: The apple is very distracting.
Casanova: She has a fiance...

Lupo: So do you.
Casanova: She has a secret lover? Who?

Giovanni Bruni: I don't know, it's a secret.
Dalfonso: Where is Casanova?

Sister Beatrice: I've taken a vow of si-...
Pucci: Let's just say... they have a hunger for religion.
Giovanni Bruni: You have sullied my glove! I mean, uh, my love. My love.

Casanova: I'm sorry. What did he just called us?

Lupo: We didn't sully it. It just came out of nowhere.
Pucci: Casanova bought a pig. Casanova took pig to Bruni house. Is anyone going to explain this?
Pucci: Aha! So we meet Casanova. I find it very hard to believe that THIS is what women want.
Giovanni Bruni: You've sullied my love. Victoria Donato is my fiancée.

Casanova: Is she?

Giovanni Bruni: Yes. In the sense that I am going to marry her.

Casanova: Ah. Well, she never mentioned that.

Giovanni Bruni: Of course she didn't. I haven't asked her yet.
Casanova: To say I love falsely is as contradictory as to say I believe falsely.
Lupo: We were worried about us!

Casanova: You were right to be. We're getting married.

Lupo: Congratulations. To whom?

Casanova: Don't know yet.
Pucci: We're here to discover heresy and criminal licentiousness. If there's bacon involved, I dread to imagine the depths of depravity we're going to find here in Venice.

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Casanova short comments

Eliezer 2022-04-24 07:01:15

Bit by bit, the sound of the piano, the sunset reflected on the gentle pink wall, the window across the narrow alley and the arcade, Venice in the morning, Venice in the carnival night, sunny Venice, Venice in heavy rain.
Earnestine 2022-03-26 09:01:08

A lighthearted comedy version of Dangerous Liaisons. How fresh and suave Ledger was back then, what a pity. The chick who plays Victoria is very good, she is really quiet like a virgin, moving like a rabbit. Those who love costume movies can watch it