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Jhanvi: Good Morninnnnnnnng, Mumbaaaaaaai
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Jhanvi: Do you walk on the path shown by Mahatma Gandhi?
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: Of course! I walk 3 miles everyday on Mahatma gandhi Street
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Lucky Singh: A Wallet. A Bullet. You choose.
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Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: What is on 2 october?
Circuit: Dry Day brother.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: What is Dry Day?
Circuit: No idea brother.
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Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: [Munna Bhai is slapped by a police officer] Gandhi said if you are slapped, kindly show them the other cheek!
[he turns his other cheek toward the officer]
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: [the officer slaps his other cheek, Munnbhai punches him] Gandhi didn't say what to do after he hits the other one!
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Circuit: Bro, are you sure that ending up in jail like this every day will increase our reputation?
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Circuit: [drunk Munan trying to put ring on Jahnvi's Finger] Bro, Third finger from the left.
Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: Which one?
Circuit: Third. One, Two, Three.
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Murli Prasad Sharma - Munna Bhai: One day I woke up and saw that my father had gone.
Carry On, Munna Bhai Quotes
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