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Alex: [to Cassie after getting interrupted dancing with another female] You just totally cock-blocked me!
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Alex: [to John while dying] Have you seen my dick?
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John: [to Cassie after falling on the ground trying to escape from the school] I lost too much blood.
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Toby: Water here is bullshit!
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Deputy Winston: Wanna know what kinda pussy you gonna get for this? Oh man, you're gonna get the Sashimi!
Toby: What's that?
Deputy Winston: Man, that's the Primo Pussy, man. No smell!
Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever Quotes
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