Brittany Runs a Marathon Quotes

  • Owner of Dog-sitting Home: [to Brittany and Jern upon returning and looking around] Did you pieces of shit move into our house?

  • Brittany: All body types are beautiful.

    Doctor Falloway: That's true. And you also want to be... healthy.

  • Doctor Falloway: For you, I'm worried about fatty liver disease.

    Brittany: Oh! Even my liver's fat, huh?

  • [repeated line]

    Brittany: Fuckin New York!

  • Jern: I'm just gonna give you mine, okay?

    Brittany: Do you know how to spell herpes?