Saul Goodman: Better call Saul!
[repeated line]

Jesse Pinkman: Bitch!
Mike: No more half measures.
Walter White: I won.
Jesse Pinkman: So you do have a plan? Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!
Jesse Pinkman: Nah, come on man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass at like what, sixty, he's just gonna break bad?
Walter White: I am not in danger, I am the danger.
Walter White: I've got your restraining order right here.

[grabs crotch]

Walter White: Restrain this!
Jesse Pinkman: I'm a blowfish, yo!
Walter White: Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears. It ceases to exist, without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!
Jesse Pinkman: [triumphantly] Yeah, bitch!
Walter White: I watched Jane die. I was there. And I watched her die.
Skyler White: If I have to hear one more time that you did this for the family...

Walter White: I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And... I was really... I was alive.
Walter White: Never give up control.
Skyler White: And why did it feel so good?

Walter White: Because it's illegal.
Jesse Pinkman: Blowfish this up.
Ted Beneke: [Opens door] Can I help you?

Kuby: Yeah! Thanks.

[Kuby and Huell walk past Beneke, into Beneke's house]

Ted Beneke: Hey, you can't just... what's this about?

Kuby: I'll tell you what this is about, Mr. Beneke. It's about you and me doing our best to keep Huell happy.

Ted Beneke: Huell? Who's Huell?

Kuby: [Pointing at Huell] This is Huell. Huell, are you happy?

Huell: Reasonably.

Kuby: What would make you unhappy?

Huell: This little mofo not doing what he's told.

Kuby: And if you were to become unhappy, Mr. Beneke wouldn't care for that?

Huell: I'm gonna say "no".

Kuby: [to Beneke] Well, there you have it! Let's go find your checkbook.
Declan (Ferreira, Louis): Who the hell are ya?

Walter White: You know.

Walter White: You all know exactly who I am.

Walter White: Say my name.

Declan (Ferreira, Louis): Do what? I don't...

Declan (Ferreira, Louis): I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.

Walter White: Yeah, you do. I'm the cook.

Walter White: I'm the man who killed Gus Fring.

Declan (Ferreira, Louis): Bullshit. Cartel got Fring.

Walter White: Are you sure?

Walter White: That's right.

Walter White: Now... say my name.

Declan (Ferreira, Louis): Heisenberg.

Walter White: You're goddamn right.
Jesse Pinkman: You have a great rest of your life, kid.
Hank: Talking it through? What, like to a Psychiatrist? No, go down that road you can kiss your Career Goodbye.
Teacher: [Plane Crash Assembly] Let's keep it secular, okay?
Mob Doctor: That man pays my salary!
Mike: Do I have to state the obvious? I was never here.
Mike: You will be made Whole.