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Kelly: Wow, real milk!
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Boy: I don't remember you! You weren't there! You weren't there when he was born! You weren't there when she died! Where were you?
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Kingi: You're a liar, your dad's not overseas, he's in jail for robbery
Boy: Shut up Kingi, you don't know
Kingi: Yes, he's in the same cell block as my dad
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Mr. Langston: People call me a dumb honky all the time. I don't go round punching them.
Boy: Why not?
Mr. Langston: Because they're usually children.
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Alamein: Who's this thing?
Dallas: Maori Smurf.
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Boy: So what you guys been up to?
Dallas: We are self employed now
Boy: What's your job?
Dallas: Chucking mud at those cows
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Boy: Hey, Chardonnay! Wanna see some Michael Jackson dance moves?
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Teacher: Now, who knows what disease this sheep has?
Kingi: AIDS?
Teacher: Not AIDS, you dork!
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Boy: Hey Auntie, can I have an ice block please?
Aunty Gracey: No.
Boy: Aww... it's not fair!
Aunty Gracey: Get a job then!
Boy: Aww... There's none left; you've got them all!
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Dynasty: She reckons it's better to be risk your money on something big and be real poor, than sit around being a bit poor.
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Alamein: don't call me dad, it sounds weird.
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Boy: Al, stop cooking the doorknobs!
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