Boy Quotes

  • Kelly: Wow, real milk!

  • Boy: I don't remember you! You weren't there! You weren't there when he was born! You weren't there when she died! Where were you?

  • Kingi: You're a liar, your dad's not overseas, he's in jail for robbery

    Boy: Shut up Kingi, you don't know

    Kingi: Yes, he's in the same cell block as my dad

  • Mr. Langston: People call me a dumb honky all the time. I don't go round punching them.

    Boy: Why not?

    Mr. Langston: Because they're usually children.

  • Alamein: Who's this thing?

    Dallas: Maori Smurf.

  • Boy: So what you guys been up to?

    Dallas: We are self employed now

    Boy: What's your job?

    Dallas: Chucking mud at those cows

  • Boy: Hey, Chardonnay! Wanna see some Michael Jackson dance moves?

  • Teacher: Now, who knows what disease this sheep has?

    Kingi: AIDS?

    Teacher: Not AIDS, you dork!

  • Boy: Hey Auntie, can I have an ice block please?

    Aunty Gracey: No.

    Boy: Aww... it's not fair!

    Aunty Gracey: Get a job then!

    Boy: Aww... There's none left; you've got them all!

  • Dynasty: She reckons it's better to be risk your money on something big and be real poor, than sit around being a bit poor.

  • Alamein: don't call me dad, it sounds weird.

  • Boy: Al, stop cooking the doorknobs!

Boy

Director: Taika Waititi

Language: English,Maori Release date: March 25, 2010