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Pete: What about the girl?
Rex: She came once.
Pete: Once, wow! Huh, that's a bitch. I visited you more than that.
Rex: Yeah, twice.
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Pete: So where to next?
Rex: Finland.
Pete: What? I kinda meant where to in Boise. Why Finland?
Rex: Well, a very scientific, very calculated reason.
Pete: What's that?
Rex: I shot a spitball at a map.
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Rex: [to himself while squabbling with his conscience] Hey, you're here and it doesn't matter how. It doesn't matter why. You are here! Welcome to "Paradise".
Rex: [ranting to himself] If you don't find away to untie those knots it's going to be Big Trouble In Little Finland
Rex: [to himself] Black market limb trade... is that a thing? I'm pretty sure there's niche there
Rex: [justifying his actions] I wanted him down... and I didn't want him to reproduce... win... win
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Rex: Hey, you know, what would be funny is if you tore this little asshole's leg off, and then stuck it to yourself, and then walked upstairs as if nothing was wrong.
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Rex: My name is Rex. Pleasure is all mine. I'd offer you my hand, but well, you'd probably keep it. I'm kidding, that's a joke. Um, well, not really.
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Rex: [while arguing with himself] Or the most fucked up coincidence in history
Rex: [to Pati holding his severed leg with it's jagged bone] You want it?
[as Pati bear hugs him]
Rex: You Want It?
[lifts his severed limb up high]
Rex: EAT IT PATI
[and rams it down Pati's throat, making the bone burst out of the back of his head]
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Rex: [arguing with himself] Let me ask you something why Finland? Of all the places in the world why did you choose Finland? Of all the fucking places, why did you have to pick fucking Finland? Fuck... FUCK
Rex: [to himself] You should've said you're Finished... because they're Fins
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Rex: [Pati shows up to find his family members dead] That's Your Brother? I Thought You Said He Didn't Grow Up?
Alia: [nervously] Only Mentally
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Gael, Gawk: [after shooting his twin Gideon with a nail gun] You Monster
Rex: [grimly as he stabs him] You don't watch the news much?
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[last lines]
Olli: [studying a family photo, that shows his deceased twin brothers were actually triplets] Time... For... An... American... Banquet!
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Pati: [spitting some human flesh across the family table] Too Fatty
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