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Mitchell: I can't even hug my daughter anymore without feeling her boobs.
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Lisa: Let's cock-block those motherfuckers.
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Hunter: W,W,V,D,D?
Lisa: What would Vin Diesel do?
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[From trailer]
Lisa: In times of crisis, parents are known to have super-human strength.
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Kayla: I'm tripping so hard. I just had a vision my dad was chugging beer through his asshole.
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Hunter: Ooh, I love puzzles. I just saw Inferno.
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Hunter: [reading their children's group chat] "Lit AF". That's not great.
Mitchell: No, it's... they're gonna get literature. African literature.
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Julie: I'm having sex.
Sam: That's great. I'm having soup.
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Kayla: This is not a big deal. They're teenage girls. They have sex. Do you, like, freak out when you see a bee fucking a flower?
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Kayla: I just wanna let you know that I am fully planning on having sex tonight. With you.
Connor: Yeah. I mean, wherever the wind blows us.
Kayla: Well, the wind's gonna blow us there.
Connor: Wherever the night takes us.
Kayla: It's gonna take your penis into my vagina.
Connor: Okay. You know, if the universe wills it.
Kayla: And the universe will will it.
Connor: Thanks for letting me know, I guess.
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Hunter: I know what it's like to be ostracised by society for your sexual preferences.
Mitchell: Sleeping with women that aren't your wife isn't a sexual preference.
Hunter: No, it is. I prefer them.
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Chad: You sure you wanna do this?
Sam: Yeah. Yes. Fuck yeah. You're gonna penis me.
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Kayla: Guys, so much went down tonight. Including Connor.
Julie: No!
Kayla: Let's just say, the chef went out to eat... my pussy.
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Kayla: How was it?
Julie: Honestly, a little painful, kinda fast and kinda awkward... but absolutely perfect.
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Kayla: Penises are not for looking at, they're for use. They're like plungers.
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Marcie: [Referring to the panties Mitch is munching on trying to arouse her] Those are your daughter's.
Blockers Quotes
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Tyrel 2022-04-20 09:02:02
Even in the open United States~It is the so-called pitiful heart of the world's parents~It is the so-called care that is messy~No matter what they do~The wise saying: "I am for your own good"......you can say it Is it wrong... well~ not quite right a lot of the time~ but as long as they don't force you to do it~ then you have to appreciate it~ they really do it for you... ....
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Karley 2022-03-26 09:01:09
Barely pass. The director is the writer of the Pitch Perfect series, and it's a woman, with Seth Rogen on the producer, and there are elements of marijuana, shit, and absurd nudity, and "Sausage Party" and "Neighbors" What is more unified. There are a lot of nods to American pop culture scattered throughout the film, and the lines between the characters refer to a lot of movies. Those young actresses basically chose popular faces, and almost all of them had flat breasts. I don't know what kind of aesthetics they were. The backbone of the story is basically the one night at the prom. The character settings (Senna, who can switch athletes' status at any time, and middle school students who can add poison to anything) keep the comedy part basically intact. The content is farce and worrying about parents' tracking tasks, It is easy to switch between the positive energy at the end, but the whole tone is still relatively stable, and the director can really bear his temper
