Blind Dating Quotes

  • Danny: You remember when you tried to tell me what your family thought about love? Well, let me tell you what I think love is. Love is how you speak to me. You have a softness in your voice that- And love is how you touch me... and guide me showing me the way to go. And when we kiss-when we kiss... it moves me to my soul.

  • Larry: Help! There's a blind kid driving the train!

  • Danny: [Narrating] My mom was the kind of person whose love could kill you if you weren't careful. I guess she blames herself because I was born three months premature.

    Lucia: Have a good day, okay?

    Larry: Mom!

    Danny: [Narrating] But I was just in a hurry to get out. I'm always in a hurry.

  • Danny: Doc, are you naked again?

  • Leeza Raja: Why doesn't he use his cane?

    Dr. Evans: Because he doesn't think of himself as blind.

  • Danny: If we feel something for each other and she wants to do it, then we'll do it. Only if she wants to do it.

    Larry: Yeah. Yeah, Danny, that's how it usually works. Otherwise they arrest you and charge you with rape.

  • Sensitive Date: So you're really blind?

    Danny: Yes.

    Sensitive Date: [sobs uncontrollably]

  • Danny: My brother, Larry- when I was a kid- told me that kids were supposed to run free in the park... 'cause that's what parks are for. But he didn't tell me about trees. I really hate trees. Like, a lot.

  • Danny: I love your perfume. And your smile.

  • Larry: That's a condom. It's for safe sex. There's nothin' worse than a blind guy with genital warts.

  • Danny: I've already seen you. I've seen your face. I've seen your eyes. I've seen your lips and your hair. I've seen everything, and you're beautiful.

Extended Reading
  • Sidney 2022-06-23 20:19:45

    It's quite satisfactory, and the director can do more. See also KT Tunstall's suddenly i see at the end