Blackadder the Third Quotes

  • Blackadder: I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel.

  • Baldrick: [Blackadder slams the door] Something wrong, Mr. B?

    Blackadder: Oh, something's *always* wrong, Balders... the fact that I'm not a millionaire aristocrat, with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino, is a constant niggle.