Black Sheep Quotes

  • Experience: What's that noise?

    Henry: Somebody's shearing.

  • Henry: [seeing Grant as a Were-Sheep] Oh God, no...

  • Henry: [seeing millions of sheep run down the hill] Oh no!

  • Henry: What are you doing in here?

    Angus Oldfield: You wouldn't understand.

  • Experience: You're a tree.

    Henry: I'm not a tree. I'm a fucking sheep!

  • Tucker: If it wasn't for my gumboot!

  • Tucker: What about the sheep?

    Angus Oldfield: Fuck the sheep!

    Tucker: No time for that bro. Go go go!

  • Experience: I thought you of all people would appreciate efforts to deconstruct the colonialist paternalistic agrarian hierarchy that disenfranchises the Tangata Whenua and erodes the natural resources of Aotearoa.

  • [Henry panics while under attack from a sheep]

    Experience: What is wrong with you?

    Henry: Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it.

    Experience: Well, what's that?

    Henry: Just the completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day *this* is going to happen!

  • Henry: You fucker!

    Angus Oldfield: Actually it was a sperm sample.

    Henry: You wanker!

  • Henry: What's that?

    Experience: Geranium: aromatherapy for uplift and hormonal balance.

    Henry: Do your hormones really need balancing?

    Experience: Considering I've been attacked by genetically-engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture chamber, pulled into a mountain of rotting flesh - yes, my hormones need fucking balancing.

  • Henry: Are you OK?

    Experience: I won't be OK ever again.

Extended Reading
  • Zechariah 2022-03-23 09:02:44

    This is the only horror movie that I feel is a comedy. . . I am timid. This even makes me laugh when I see it,,, and I doubt it. .

  • Kristoffer 2022-04-22 07:01:42

    It seems that I have seen the N-year "Group Zombies Playing the Boundary". After reading some introductions, I know that the original stunt production came from Peter Jackson's studio! No wonder, no wonder!