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Experience: What's that noise?
Henry: Somebody's shearing.
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Henry: [seeing Grant as a Were-Sheep] Oh God, no...
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Henry: [seeing millions of sheep run down the hill] Oh no!
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Henry: What are you doing in here?
Angus Oldfield: You wouldn't understand.
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Experience: You're a tree.
Henry: I'm not a tree. I'm a fucking sheep!
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Tucker: If it wasn't for my gumboot!
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Tucker: What about the sheep?
Angus Oldfield: Fuck the sheep!
Tucker: No time for that bro. Go go go!
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Experience: I thought you of all people would appreciate efforts to deconstruct the colonialist paternalistic agrarian hierarchy that disenfranchises the Tangata Whenua and erodes the natural resources of Aotearoa.
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[Henry panics while under attack from a sheep]
Experience: What is wrong with you?
Henry: Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it.
Experience: Well, what's that?
Henry: Just the completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day *this* is going to happen!
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Henry: You fucker!
Angus Oldfield: Actually it was a sperm sample.
Henry: You wanker!
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Henry: What's that?
Experience: Geranium: aromatherapy for uplift and hormonal balance.
Henry: Do your hormones really need balancing?
Experience: Considering I've been attacked by genetically-engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture chamber, pulled into a mountain of rotting flesh - yes, my hormones need fucking balancing.
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Henry: Are you OK?
Experience: I won't be OK ever again.
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