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Kris: You messed with the wrong sisters.
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Kris: If I were missing, I'd want you to unleash the bloodhounds to find me.
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Kris: What Brian did to you is awful, and it's terrible that nobody believed you, but you can't just sit on the sidelines alone forever, you're gonna keep shrinking, and shrinking, until there's nothing left of you. You used to be a fighter, it's time to be a fighter again, if not for yourself, for your sisters.
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Kris, Fran, Riley, Lindsay: [singing] Up in the frat house me and you, and you know what I'm there to do, we're drinking and kissing, what comes next? You and I have S-E-X. Ho ho ho, I didn't know, ho ho ho ho, I didn't know, yes up in the frat house, one true fact, that is that I got attacked. Up in the frat house shit went down, and I'm telling everyone in town, I didn't lead you on for goodness sake, I couldn't have cuz I wasn't awake. Ho ho ho, I didn't know, ho ho ho ho, I didn't know, yes up in the frat house, click click click, what you guys do in here is sick.
[frat boys applaud]
Kris, Fran, Riley, Lindsay: Do do do do do do do do, no he said, she said, what is true, don't say that this was my fault, cuz what you did is called assault. Ho ho ho, I didn't know, ho ho ho, I didn't know, yes up in the frat house click click click, you slipped me a roofie first and then your dick.
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Riley: You never stop, do you, Kris? You just keep pushing and pushing!
Kris: I don't stop because THEY don't stop!
Riley: Well not everybody wants to be YOU! Some of us are quite happy...
Kris: TO JUST DISAPPEAR!
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Professor Gelson: Imagine a world where you're no longer standing in the corner... you're sitting on the throne.
Black Christmas Quotes
Extended Reading
