Beyond the Sea Quotes

Bobby Darin: Kissing Troy Donahue is not acting.

Sandra Dee: Well, then, you should try it.

Sandra Dee: Charlie walked in on me in the shower earlier.

Bobby Darin: Oh, really. What did he want?

Sandra Dee: He asked me if I wanted a corned beef sandwich.

Sandra Dee: I've never worked with somebody so unprofessional in my life. I mean, have you ever even acted before?

Bobby Darin: Well, I'm learning but let me tell you something, blondie, you're not exactly Audrey Hepburn.

Bobby Darin: It's OK, I'm not gonna hurt you. Watch. My momma used to tell me a story when I was a kid that in the Middle Ages, one of the knights in King Arthur's court, he laid down his sword between himself and Guinevere, and he promised that he would never cross over to the other side.

Sandra Dee: Really?

Bobby Darin: I am laying down this sword between us. That's my side of the bed, and that's yours, and I will never cross over. Ever. I don't care if we don't touch for a thousand nights. Only you can cross over to my side. Only you.

Bobby Darin: [after losing the Oscar] Melvyn Douglas is married to a Congress woman and I'm married to Tammy.

Sandra Dee: Well, it took 40 years for Melvyn Douglas to get a supporting actor's face. You should be happy you did in just two.

Bobby Darin: [trying to date Sandra Dee] I want to send 18 yellow roses every day to Mary.

Charlie Maffia: You wanna send roses to the mother?

Bobby Darin: Charlie, you always make sure the mama dog likes you before you go near her puppy.

Steve Blauner: Listen you prick, there are four guys around here who can't be fired. And you're not one of them.

David Gershenson: He may be an asshole...

Steve Blauner, David Gershenson, Dick Behrke: But he's our asshole!

Steve Blauner: [interrupting a tender moment] Bobby! Whoa, sorry. But I was right about the war picture. Get your speech ready 'cause as soon as this tour is over, you're going to the Oscars, pal. You just got nominated.

Bobby Darin: [shouting] Halleujah! Yes! Yes!

Sandra Dee: Oh, Christ.

Mary Duvan: [after Sandra and Bobby get engaged] I wished you had concentrated more on Rock Hudson.

Sandra Dee: Rock Hudson is a very nice man, Mother, but I'm not in love with him.

Mary Duvan: He still would have made a better husband than that "BOBBY DARIN"!

Sandra Dee: Bobby, why do you sing the same songs every night? Isn't it boring?

Bobby Darin: Well, honey, it's an act. What do you expect me to do, sing different songs every night?

Sandra Dee: Why not? I don't the same movies every time.

Bobby Darin: Well, actually, you do. Sweet little innocent Sandy.

Sandra Dee: Uh, excuse me. Excuse me, but I think I know what people want in the movies nowadays, okay? You may be the expert in music, but I... *I* have had years of movie experience.

Bobby Darin: Not bad, San. Would have been even better if you'd said it without the slur in your voice.