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[from trailer]
Jerry: [sung, poorly, to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song] When you're walkin' down the street...
Jerry: [singing] ... and you see a little ghost...
Jerry: [singing] ... whatcha gonna do about -
[more out of tune]
Jerry: Ghostbusters?
Mike: What? What is that?
Jerry: That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike: No.
Jerry: I'm pretty sure it is.
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Wilson: Are you the Key Holder or the Gate Keeper?
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Jerry: [in character, shooting Ghostbusters; to a librarian] Have you seen Elvis lately?
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Jerry: What's happening to our hood?
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Jerry: [in character, shooting Robocop] I will shoot you. And I know robot karate!
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Jerry: That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard! That's totally non-sequitary!
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Mike: [to Jerry as they begin to remake Ghost Busters] I'm Bill Murray, you're everybody else.
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Jerry: [Alma is providing the voices for "The Lion King"] Listen to me. I need to you say the line. I need you to say "I will piss on the bones of your ancestors"...
Mike: No, no! That's not in the movie!
Jerry: [interrupts] This is the next Lion King. This is Part II.
Alma: Roar! I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!
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Jerry: My brain's been paranized!
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Jerry: How come you never got married Mr. Fletcher?
Elroy Fletcher: Well, the common story is, the girl that you was gonna ask, you waited too long to ask. She went on to marry somebody else. And then you can't find anybody that compared to her. So what happens?... You get old.
[raises both hands and shrugs]
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Jerry: [in character, shooting Robocop] Anything you say can and will be held against you...in the court of Robocop.
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Jerry: We did it...because we're Ghostbusters!
[gives thumbs up]
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Miss Falewicz: Our past belongs to us. We can change it if we want.
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Jerry: [while shooting "Driving Miss. Daisy", Alma chases the car with the camera] Who is that hussy chasing after us? Be gone, hussy.
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Alma: These are not just simple remakes!
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[repeated line]
Mike: Keep Jerry out.
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[the crew is being told their sweded movies have to be destroyed]
Mr. Rooney: The FBI Warning is at the beginning of the tape.
Jerry: But we erased that!
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