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Pip the Mouse: I got a pulse. Wheeee!
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Ben the Cow: Otis, a strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for others.
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Dag the Coyote: See ya around. Get it? "Round"? You're fat.
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Pizza Delivery Guy: Dude, I got a ARM!
Pizza Delivery Guy: Yah, Righteous!. Doodley Doodley Doo Doo!
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Mrs. Beady: Randall, There is a cow outside.
Mr. Beady: This is a cow farm. You're gonna find cows outside.
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Otis the Cow: That's called boy tipping... HA..HA..HA..
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Mrs. Beady: Nathan Randall the third, I am not crazy, I am medicated for a chemical imbalance, don't you sit there and think that I am crazy.
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Ben the Cow: Grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again, the purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited.
Otis the Cow: [Otis cellphone] HELLO MOTO!
[start to play the Motorola tune, Otis coyly answers]
Gopher: Hey, Otis!
[giggles]
Gopher: Listen, I think your Nikes are...
Otis the Cow: [whispering] Yeah, this, really isn't the best time...
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Daisy the Cow: [feels her stomach] Oh, my... I think, the baby's coming!
Otis the Cow: WHAT?
Daisy the Cow: [giggles] I made you jump.
Otis the Cow: Oh, thank you. Very much. I swallowed my cud!
Daisy the Cow: [laughs, then looks up at the stars] It's so... beautiful...
Otis the Cow: My cud?
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Pig the Pig: [watching Daisy giving birth] Man, that looks like it hurts.
Duke the Dog: Oh, that's very profound, 'Insight Man'.
Pig the Pig: Well excuse me for being a pig!
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Otis the Cow: [Miles has kicked the farmer unconscious a third time] WILL YOU... STOP... DOING... THAT?
Miles the Mule: Well, unless you get him a blindfold, I'm gonna kick him!
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Freddy the Ferret: [the unconscious farmer has discovered the animals] He knows too much! We gotta take care of him. We gotta whack him!
Otis the Cow: There will be NO WHACKING! Okay? The farmer's a good guy! He's been good to us.
Miles the Mule: He's a vegan! God bless him.
Pig the Pig: And, uh, what is a vegan again?
Freddy the Ferret: Oh, I know this one...
Pip the Mouse: Naw, I got it... it means you can't eat anything with a face.
Peck the Rooster: No, no, that's a vegetarian.
Pig the Pig: Vegetarians have to eat in the dark, right?
Duke the Dog: That's a VAMPIRE. C'mon!
Pip the Mouse: You can't eat cheese?
Bessy the Cow: It's not just cheese, vegans can't have ANY dairy products.
Peck the Rooster: Cake?
Pig the Pig: Cake has egg products...
Pip the Mouse: But you can't have any dairy!
Freddy the Ferret: No dairy? But I LOVE dairy! Does that mean I can't be a vegan?
Pig the Pig: I love the smell of bacon! There, I said it.
[the animals all gasp as the farmer awakens and reacts. Miles kicks him in the head a second time]
Otis the Cow: WOULD YOU NOT DO THAT?
Miles the Mule: It's not like we have a lot of options.
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Barn Boys: Now, every heifer, every cow, hold tight to your udders now/Farmer Brown is beddin' down, let's turn this barn to Funkytown/Chickens on the left, dance with your neighbor, Hogs, don't slobber on the pool table/Try to go easy on the manure, it's a dance floor, not a sewer
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Eddy the Cow: [Otis and the Jersey cows are running from the cops] Two all-beef patties! That's our future!
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Ben the Cow: Put the hen down, Dag.
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Dag the Coyote: I love chicken. My favorite part is the skin.
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Dag the Coyote: [after taking down Otis] Well, look at the hero! You thought you could come into my den! Now, why don't you lay there and watch while we eat your friends.
[laughs evilly]
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Mrs. Beady: [Sees her car on the news] It's our car! There was a huff. There's a cow in our car that is a hoof!
[Dials 911]
Mrs. Beady: Yes, this is Nora Beady. What do you mean what now? My car is on TV and I think there's a cow in it, and I saw a cow outside my window. I think they may be linked.
Barnyard Quotes
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