Bang Quotes

Frank Castle: Bang.

[shoots Daredevil in the head]

Foggy Nelson: You ever wake up in the morning from the second you get out of bed, it's like every molecule in your body hurts?

Matt Murdock: No, never.

Foggy Nelson: I'm in agony, dude.

Matt Murdock: What, did you go back to the gym?

Foggy Nelson: Hell, no. Do I look capable of making healthy life choices?

Foggy Nelson: That's the tragedy of you being blind, you've never seen me dance.

Matt Murdock: Yeah, but I can cite the legends I heard in law school.

Foggy Nelson: You know, Karen's been asking questions. The cuts, the scrapes, the bruises.

Matt Murdock: What do you tell her?

Foggy Nelson: You have a drinking problem.

Matt Murdock: That's horrible.

Foggy Nelson: Well, it's more plausible than you put on a devil suit and beat the shit out of strangers.

Matt Murdock: What have we got?

Karen Page: All right. Well, uh, Mr. Marino's dog was viciously beaten by his neighbor after the dog, um defiled the neighbor's statue of Saint Francis.

Matt Murdock: "Defiled"?

Karen Page: Um, humped repeatedly until completion.

Foggy Nelson: That's a dog I want to defend.

Karen Page: Oh, he's he's all yours, cowboy.

[Points to another client]

Karen Page: And, uh, Mr. Maxwell here was attacked in a bar fight last night.

Mr. Maxwell: He started it.

Karen Page: Oh, I called Metro-General and the other guy will recover, but if you are looking at trial, you probably wanna wait until his jaw is unwired.

Mr. Maxwell: Your girl's a badass.

Karen Page: You've no idea.

Foggy Nelson: I would say it's good to see you, but under the circumstances-...

Sgt. Brett Mahoney: Would you please step aside, sir?

Foggy Nelson: We got a couple of questions, Brett.

Sgt. Brett Mahoney: If you're here to chase ambulances, you might notice: there are none.

Matt Murdock: Any leads on what happened?

Sgt. Brett Mahoney: Oh, you wanna know what went down? Read about it in the papers like everybody else.

Foggy Nelson: We're not everybody else, my man.

Sgt. Brett Mahoney: Did you just say "my man"?

Sgt. Brett Mahoney: There's a total clampdown on any of this getting out to the press. I'd like to keep it that way.

Matt Murdock: Brett you can trust us.

Foggy Nelson: We're lawyers.

[Mahoney scoffs]

Sgt. Brett Mahoney: DA's going bat shit trying to figure it out. This isn't the first hit that matches this MO. Call it massive gang-on-gang overkill. Downtown office thinks we got new players in Hell's Kitchen, and whoever they are, we're talking some kind of paramilitary-type organization with the training, knowledge and hardware to take out half the city.

Matt Murdock: What do they want?

Sgt. Brett Mahoney: That's what's driving the DA nuts. We don't know who they are. We just know who they're not.

Foggy Nelson: I'd say they're definitely not fond of the Irish.

Sgt. Brett Mahoney: You think?

Sgt. Brett Mahoney: Now, we got history, so I'll tell you as a friend, you stay out of this shit. If you got a witness, the smart move is to turn him over and walk away. Hell's Kitchen is about to explode.

[Leaves]

Foggy Nelson: You hear that? He called me friend.

Foggy Nelson: What are we stepping into?

Matt Murdock: I don't know. I think I can rattle some cages, see who talks but, uh-...

Foggy Nelson: Did you even listen to Brett? We're talking about a squad of trained killers loose on the streets. Not the kind of guys you challenge to a fist fight in your underwear.

Matt Murdock: Hey! It's not underwear, Foggy. Underwear is comfortable.

Foggy Nelson: You're a lot of things. Bulletproof is not one of them.

Turk Barrett: I gave you what you wanted. My hand's busted, I got all this glass I gotta replace now. Maybe, just let a brother go, huh? Come on, D. I'm out on parole, man. I can't go back to jail. Please. I missed Hell's Kitchen.

Daredevil: Yeah. It didn't miss you.

[Throws his car keys in the river]

Turk Barrett: Fine. Know what? Be like that. 'Cause we both know I'll be back out by the end of the mon-...

Daredevil: [Punches him in the face] I'll see you then.

Foggy Nelson: Does it look like I'm packing?

Tattoeed Doorman: Gonna wish you were.