Marcus: Do you want your legacy to be muscle shirts and body counts?
Marcus: I'mma penetrate this man's soul wit my heart.

Mike: What?
Mike: I've never trusted anybody but you. I'm asking you, man. Bad Boys, one last time?

Marcus: One last time.
Marcus: We're not just black, we're cops too! We'll pull ourselves over later!
[Lowrey gets out of his Porsche 911. Burnett opens the passenger door and accidentally hits a fire hydrant]

Mike: Hey!

Marcus: [struggling to get out while banging the door on the fire hydrant] Oh, shit! Oh!

Mike: Come on, man!

Marcus: You can get that buffed out.

Mike: No. You can get that buffed out.
[the rookie cops start singing 'Bad Boys' in front of Lowrey and Burnett]

Mike: Hey, hey hey! Hey! Uh-uh! No! No! Never. Y'all will never do that again.

Marcus: Yeah, and you fucking up the lyrics, which take a long time to learn.
Mike: What happened to "bad boys for life"?

Marcus: It's time we be good men.

Mike: Who the fuck wants to sing that song?
Marcus: [during a heated argument with Mike] How DARE You... I sat by your bedside wiped the goddamn drool of your chin and Now YOU Disrespect Me like that in my own home?
Mike: Hey, nobody touches the shooter. He's mine!

Marcus: Uh, yes he is...
Marcus: You're dying your goatee, Mike.

Mike: What?

Marcus: You're dying your goatee.

Mike: I'm not dying my goatee.

Marcus: Yeah, that's Midnight Cocoa Bean. I recognise that shit.
Mike: [to Manny] Did you just get pig fat on my suit?
Captain Howard: Look at all this carnage!

Mike: Aw come on Cap, I didn't do all this shit. They did this to each other.

Captain Howard: Wait, wait. You didn't shoot anybody?

Mike: Well, come on Cap, you know I shot somebody.
Captain Howard: The horse represents all of our fears and traumas and it's got us running around a hundred miles an hour to the point where we can't even answer a simple question: Where are you going? Where are you going Mike? Mike, you gotta take control of your life. You gotta grab the reins before your horse runs you off a cliff.
Marcus: It's like an angry white man's basement in here!
[first lines]

Marcus: [speeding through the streets of Miami] MIKE!

Mike: Whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!

Marcus: What the hell are you doing?

Mike: It's called driving, Marcus.
Mike: [Marcus starts to cry while holding his grandchild] Uh uh. Ok, that's that shit.

Marcus: No, Mike.

Mike: Stop it.

Marcus: The baby...

Mike: Seriously!

Marcus: Look at the baby...

Mike: OK, you know what? I'll be outside when you get your shit together.

[leaves]

Marcus: [still emotional] Mike, the baby...
Marcus: [after putting on his glasses] Shit! This is like HD!
Captain Howard: It's a war on the goddamn law!
Marcus: Mike... you fucked a married witch?

Mike: All the shit I just said and that was your takeaway?
Marcus: [on a plane, to Mike] She'll make your eyes melt into your stupid ass head. She'll make your dick fall off.

[realises the girl sat next to him is listening]

Marcus: I meant penis. You should be minding your own business anyway.
Marcus: This is some real telenovela shit.
Captain Howard: [last words] We'll order pizza.
Marcus: So, what you gonna do when you see him? You really gonna put your son behind bars?

Mike: No. I'm gonna kill him.

Marcus: Kill him? You really gonna kill your own son, Mike?

Mike: I'm gonna put him in a fucking bag.

Marcus: You realize you will go to hell?

Mike: I don't believe in hell, Marcus.

Marcus: Well, it believes in you. I mean, killing your own son. Brother, that's a darkness that swallows you whole.

Mike: Well, maybe I've already been swallowed. I died, remember? I'm ending this shit, man.
Marcus: Hurry! I can feel my ass cooking!

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Bad Boys for Life short comments

Velva 2022-05-22 19:11:00

3.5/5 I thought it would be the last episode in filming, but in the end it turned out to be like "Gemini Killer". The father and son plot was copied directly from his mother, and then it happened to be Will Smith and Jerry. Brockheimer and the composer also happened to be Ron Buff who helped the Gemini Killer compose. He was really dumbfounded. Watching the children born by Michael Bey was consumed like this, it was really hard to bear, and the producer forcibly interfered. The traces of the script are heavy enough, obviously to continue filming, but the new director of this episode is very good at being an entertainment film, but Jerry Brockheimer’s copper smell makes me feel good. Extremely disgusted, I hope this episode is the end of the single-selling feelings, the only surprise: Michael Bay has a cameo!
Precious 2022-05-22 10:27:20

See you a long time. National Superman Hancock, Men in Black, Jedi Men, why is Will's sequel so difficult!