Bad Boys for Life Quotes

  • Marcus: Do you want your legacy to be muscle shirts and body counts?

  • Marcus: I'mma penetrate this man's soul wit my heart.

    Mike: What?

  • Mike: I've never trusted anybody but you. I'm asking you, man. Bad Boys, one last time?

    Marcus: One last time.

  • Marcus: We're not just black, we're cops too! We'll pull ourselves over later!

  • [Lowrey gets out of his Porsche 911. Burnett opens the passenger door and accidentally hits a fire hydrant]

    Mike: Hey!

    Marcus: [struggling to get out while banging the door on the fire hydrant] Oh, shit! Oh!

    Mike: Come on, man!

    Marcus: You can get that buffed out.

    Mike: No. You can get that buffed out.

  • [the rookie cops start singing 'Bad Boys' in front of Lowrey and Burnett]

    Mike: Hey, hey hey! Hey! Uh-uh! No! No! Never. Y'all will never do that again.

    Marcus: Yeah, and you fucking up the lyrics, which take a long time to learn.

  • Mike: What happened to "bad boys for life"?

    Marcus: It's time we be good men.

    Mike: Who the fuck wants to sing that song?

  • Marcus: [during a heated argument with Mike] How DARE You... I sat by your bedside wiped the goddamn drool of your chin and Now YOU Disrespect Me like that in my own home?

  • Mike: Hey, nobody touches the shooter. He's mine!

    Marcus: Uh, yes he is...

  • Marcus: You're dying your goatee, Mike.

    Mike: What?

    Marcus: You're dying your goatee.

    Mike: I'm not dying my goatee.

    Marcus: Yeah, that's Midnight Cocoa Bean. I recognise that shit.

  • Mike: [to Manny] Did you just get pig fat on my suit?

  • Captain Howard: Look at all this carnage!

    Mike: Aw come on Cap, I didn't do all this shit. They did this to each other.

    Captain Howard: Wait, wait. You didn't shoot anybody?

    Mike: Well, come on Cap, you know I shot somebody.

  • Captain Howard: The horse represents all of our fears and traumas and it's got us running around a hundred miles an hour to the point where we can't even answer a simple question: Where are you going? Where are you going Mike? Mike, you gotta take control of your life. You gotta grab the reins before your horse runs you off a cliff.

  • Marcus: It's like an angry white man's basement in here!

  • [first lines]

    Marcus: [speeding through the streets of Miami] MIKE!

    Mike: Whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooooo!

    Marcus: What the hell are you doing?

    Mike: It's called driving, Marcus.

  • Mike: [Marcus starts to cry while holding his grandchild] Uh uh. Ok, that's that shit.

    Marcus: No, Mike.

    Mike: Stop it.

    Marcus: The baby...

    Mike: Seriously!

    Marcus: Look at the baby...

    Mike: OK, you know what? I'll be outside when you get your shit together.

    [leaves]

    Marcus: [still emotional] Mike, the baby...

  • Marcus: [after putting on his glasses] Shit! This is like HD!

  • Captain Howard: It's a war on the goddamn law!

  • Marcus: Mike... you fucked a married witch?

    Mike: All the shit I just said and that was your takeaway?

  • Marcus: [on a plane, to Mike] She'll make your eyes melt into your stupid ass head. She'll make your dick fall off.

    [realises the girl sat next to him is listening]

    Marcus: I meant penis. You should be minding your own business anyway.

  • Marcus: This is some real telenovela shit.

  • Captain Howard: [last words] We'll order pizza.

  • Marcus: So, what you gonna do when you see him? You really gonna put your son behind bars?

    Mike: No. I'm gonna kill him.

    Marcus: Kill him? You really gonna kill your own son, Mike?

    Mike: I'm gonna put him in a fucking bag.

    Marcus: You realize you will go to hell?

    Mike: I don't believe in hell, Marcus.

    Marcus: Well, it believes in you. I mean, killing your own son. Brother, that's a darkness that swallows you whole.

    Mike: Well, maybe I've already been swallowed. I died, remember? I'm ending this shit, man.

  • Marcus: Hurry! I can feel my ass cooking!