Autopsy Quotes

  • Nurse Marian: Heart disease... you can't catch it

  • Dr. Benway: As my wife always says... I Didn't Choose Medicine... Medicine Chose Me

    Dr. Benway: I'm not as vain as I look... all those awards were a means to an end

    Dr. Benway: Family illnesses can be a life altering experience

    Dr. Benway: You have the instincts of a doctor... it's in your blood

    [brief pause]

    Dr. Benway: ... No pun intended

  • Dr. Benway: [repeated line]

    Dr. Benway: The nurse will contact you if I have any more questions

  • Scott: [catching him using crack/meth] You know I've got better things to do than go looking for burn outs in bathrooms

    BobbyJude: [on his crack/meth pipe] I'll better get rid of this

    Scott: You do that...

    [steps closer grinning]

    Scott: because I've got something much... much better

  • LisetteGretchen: What makes you think they're here to help you?

  • Scott: Not in here bro... that shit is flammable

  • Scott: I just brought you to chemical Disneyland and your asking for fucking antibiotics?

    BobbyJude: I got some guy's blood in my mouth

    Scott: That's fucked up... did you ask him too?

  • [last lines]

    Dmitriy: Doctor am I going to be okay?

    Dr. Benway: [gasses him] I don't think so

  • Travis: [discussing Benway] He's not as crazy as he seems

    Travis: You can stop your worrying... she's right here

    [gets a surgical blade in the thigh]

    Travis: FUCKING CUNT

    Travis: Do you think I give a shit what the doc thinks in case you haven't noticed he's out of his fucking mind... things are only gonna get a lot worse tonight

    [last lines]

    Travis: Fucking cunt

  • Jude: [cutting himself] There's something under there... I just can't find it

  • [last lines]

    Bobby: You're gonna get me out of here right

    Bobby: There's something wrong with me... I just can't see it

  • [last lines]

    Nurse Marian: I have to fucking do everything myself

    [mortified]

    Nurse Marian: You've got blood all over my uniform

    EmilyClare: [hacks her arm off] Bleed Out

    [looks back spitting]

    EmilyClare: BITCH

Autopsy

Director: Adam Gierasch

Language: English Release date: June 25, 2009