Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid Quotes

  • Bill Johnson: It's mating season.

    Cole Burris: What so you're tellin' me there's some snake orgy going on in the jungle?

    Bill Johnson: Yeah, something like that

  • Gordon Mitchell: You mention "food" once more and I'm voting you off this island.

  • Cole Burris: I had this friend, who had this friend who shot documentaries, and he and his whole crew went down to the Amazon, and they were all eaten by snakes, and thats a true story

    Gordon Mitchell: Come on Cole, you knew a guy who knew a guy. That's an urban myth.

  • Gordon Mitchell: Are you okay now?

    Gail Stern: Yeah, I'm fine. And keep your hands off of me!

    Gordon Mitchell: It might be hard, but I'll try!

  • Gail Stern: Hey! Over here bitch!

  • [last lines]

    Gail Stern: So how much further to my bath?

    Bill Johnson: Kotabaru? I'd say... another day downriver.

    Cole Burris: Another day? I'm not rowing another day, homeboy.

    Bill Johnson: All right. Let's see, we got this shortcut right up -

    Sam RogersCole BurrisGail Stern: No!

  • Gail Stern: Can you hear me now? Shit. Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

    Cole Burris: WE can!

    Gail Stern: Can you hear me now?

    [Gail plunges into the river]

    Gordon Mitchell: Hey Gail, can you hear me now?

  • Dr. Ben Douglas: [the expedition is wading through a marsh - Ben starts humming the theme from "Jaws"] Duuh, dum, duuh, dum. Dum dum dum dum dum dum...

    Gail Stern: Stop that, or I swear to God I'll kill you!

    [Ben gets pulled under the water]

  • Sam Rogers: We're in the middle of the jungle Jack, at this point your authority is what we say it is.

  • Cole Burris: I'm so hungry, I'd sell my Grandmother for a tic tac!

  • Gail Stern: [seeing Bill's boat for the first time] I've seen subway carts in better shape than this!

  • [after Sam decapitates an anaconda]

    Cole Burris: That's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about, Sam! Oh, my God! You're the bomb! You Lorena Bobbitt-ed that ass!

    [to the dead decapitated anaconda]

    Cole Burris: How you like that, bitch? She sliced you! Diced you! She cut you up! That was like Sam with the samurai action! Say it now...

    [another anaconda snatches up Cole]

  • Cole Burris: I might die of a heatstroke, but I'm gonna have a nice, tight ass!