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Herschel Greenbaum: This is what we're reaching for everybody. This is the dream. This is the goal. Perfect jar of pickles.
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Herschel Greenbaum: If you can Twitter, I can do Twitter.
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[last lines]
Herschel Greenbaum: We pray now.
[Ben nods. Hershel looks at him, quizzically]
Herschel Greenbaum: You don't mind?
Ben Greenbaum: I don't mind.
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Scientist: Essentially, the pickle brine preserved him perfectly. It's been 100 years but he hasn't aged a day.
Reporter: That's impossible.
Second Reporter: You don't honesty expect us to buy that, do you?
Third Reporter: What's the science behind it?
Scientist: Please, let me explain.
Herschel Greenbaum: [voiceover] The scientist explains. His logic is good. It satisfies everyone.
Reporter: Oh, yes.
Second Reporter: Makes sense.
Second Reporter: Absolutely.
Third Reporter: Very clear.
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Herschel Greenbaum: I cannot afford workers.
Kevin: You could get interns!
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Herschel Greenbaum: You have no wife, no children, no friends, and now, no job. You need help.
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Dane Brunt: Who is Herschel Greenbaum? And what is he selling? Is it pickles? Or is it hate?
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Herschel Greenbaum: If one thing true in America, once you say terrible things, you will never be success.
Ben Greenbaum: That is not true, at all.
Herschel Greenbaum: Oh, that is great news.
An American Pickle Quotes
Extended Reading
