Amsterdamned Quotes

Vermeer: What do you think she meant when she said a huge black monster with giant claws?

Eric Visser: I don't know, but I hope your mother-in-law has an alibi.

Vermeer: UGH!

Eric Visser: What were they doing?

Vermeer: Apparently collecting water samples.

Eric Visser: They were the ones who ended up being sampled.

Ruysdael: I wanted him to be happy. I didn't know his intention.

Eric Visser: Revenge on society. Innocent people had to be slaughtered.

Ruysdael: I can't believe it. He is sick and so is society.

Laura: I got us a reservation for dinner. For three by candlelight at a fish restaurant.

Eric Visser: A fish restaurant?

Laura: You don't like fish?

Eric Visser: Uhh, no. I don't like anything that comes out of the water.

Laura: I came out of the water, Eric.

Eric Visser: Well, you're the one exception. Ahhhhhh!

[purposely puts foot in the water to scare Laura then laughs]

Laura: [smacks Eric in the arm] You clown!

Eric Visser: [sees John destroying the film from a photographer's camera] Well, if it isn't Holland's Sean Penn.

John van Meegeren: [turns around] I don't like to be photographed. Hello Eric!

Prostitute: [the Taxi driver stops driving] What do you think you're doing.

Taxi driver: Do you got any money on you.

Prostitute: Offcourse i got money, what do you think.

Taxi driver: This ride is free dear, would you please be kind to me.

Prostitute: My job is done.

Taxi driver: Don't be dramatic, you just do some overtime.

Prostitute: [the Prostitute pushes the Taxi driver] Now take me home.

Taxi driver: [the Taxi driver forces himself on the Prostitute] Shut up fucking bitch, what the hell do you think. You don't fool me filthy slut. Hurry up.

[the Prostitute bites the Taxi driver]

Taxi driver: OUCH...

[the Taxi driver kicks the Prostitute out of his tax]

Taxi driver: FUCKING WHORE.