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Vermeer: What do you think she meant when she said a huge black monster with giant claws?
Eric Visser: I don't know, but I hope your mother-in-law has an alibi.
Vermeer: UGH!
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Eric Visser: What were they doing?
Vermeer: Apparently collecting water samples.
Eric Visser: They were the ones who ended up being sampled.
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Ruysdael: I wanted him to be happy. I didn't know his intention.
Eric Visser: Revenge on society. Innocent people had to be slaughtered.
Ruysdael: I can't believe it. He is sick and so is society.
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Laura: I got us a reservation for dinner. For three by candlelight at a fish restaurant.
Eric Visser: A fish restaurant?
Laura: You don't like fish?
Eric Visser: Uhh, no. I don't like anything that comes out of the water.
Laura: I came out of the water, Eric.
Eric Visser: Well, you're the one exception. Ahhhhhh!
[purposely puts foot in the water to scare Laura then laughs]
Laura: [smacks Eric in the arm] You clown!
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Eric Visser: [sees John destroying the film from a photographer's camera] Well, if it isn't Holland's Sean Penn.
John van Meegeren: [turns around] I don't like to be photographed. Hello Eric!
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Prostitute: [the Taxi driver stops driving] What do you think you're doing.
Taxi driver: Do you got any money on you.
Prostitute: Offcourse i got money, what do you think.
Taxi driver: This ride is free dear, would you please be kind to me.
Prostitute: My job is done.
Taxi driver: Don't be dramatic, you just do some overtime.
Prostitute: [the Prostitute pushes the Taxi driver] Now take me home.
Taxi driver: [the Taxi driver forces himself on the Prostitute] Shut up fucking bitch, what the hell do you think. You don't fool me filthy slut. Hurry up.
[the Prostitute bites the Taxi driver]
Taxi driver: OUCH...
[the Taxi driver kicks the Prostitute out of his tax]
Taxi driver: FUCKING WHORE.
Amsterdamned Quotes
Extended Reading
Top cast
Director: Dick Maas
Language: Dutch,Spanish,Mandarin,English Release date: November 25, 1988