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Judy: Start with the thing that can fly away.
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Fast Food Cashier: Welcome to Burger King. Flame grilling since 1954. Can I interest you in a Whopper? You can get it to go if you wanna eat it in your car and cry.
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Keanu Reeves: The man who embraces his mediocre nothingness shines greater than any.
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Jenny: You can't change the world without influential people.
Marcus Kim: So you need to know famous people in order to make a difference?
Jenny: It helps. Look at everything Leonardo Di Caprio has done for climate change.
Marcus Kim: What has he done for climate change?
Jenny: He's working on it.
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Sasha Tran: Hey, where'd you get that condom?
Marcus Kim: Oh, um... seventh grade.
Sasha Tran: Oh.
[chuckles]
Sasha Tran: who... who taught you how to put it on?
Marcus Kim: This lady came to our school... taught us, like, sex ed for a day, and... she put it on a banana.
Sasha Tran: Oh... did you practice at home with bananas?
Marcus Kim: No. I didn't need a banana at home.
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Marcus Kim: I thought this was a high-end restaurant. Why am I the only one wearing a tux?
Sasha Tran: Oh, sorry, I should have told you. Rich people are done with fancy clothes. Now it's all 4,000$ T-shirt that look like they were stolen off the homeless.
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Marcus Kim: Sasha Tran... can I hold your purse for you?
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Marcus Kim: I once saw Glenn Close order a pineapple sandwich.
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Sasha Tran: I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about your branding thoughts. You never loved me! This was just about business! I cannot believe I wasted my prime reproductive years on you! I hope you have terrible karma and come back in the next life as a nasty little lizard and get stepped on by someone on a hike! You are getting the finger so hard right now! I hope you get malaria and shit yourself to death, you shitty piece of shit!
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Keanu Reeves: The only stars that matter are the ones you look at when you dream.
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Sasha Tran: Dude, you so did that on purpose.
Veronica: I thought it was just gonna be Mr. Kim. I had no idea Marcus was gonna be working with him.
Sasha Tran: The company is literally called, "Harry and Son."
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