All the Real Girls Quotes

Feng Shui: Pretend you're standing over the ocean. You're a millionaire. Pretend you're running over the ocean. You're jumping across mountains. You're jumping across mountains. Everybody loves you.

Noel: Last night I had a dream that you grew a garden on the trampoline and I was so happy that I invented peanut butter!

Bust-Ass: [yelling] Let's dip our nuts in whiskey... and get the girls drunk!

Paul: If anybody smiles at me ever again, I'm going to freak out.

Noel: I'll miss your face.

Paul: Do you wanna know a secret that I didn't tell anybody ever?... You know how ducks fly home in a V? It's like a v-shape when they get home? I was walking my dog and I looked up and there's this big V above me, there's all these ducks flying back to their home. And right when they flew above me, I saw 'em and, they crashed into a big house! The whole V! And then, they hit the ground, and they just kinda curled up. You ever fucking see that? Have you ever seen a mistake in nature? Have you ever seen an animal make a mistake?

Paul: When people from before come up, I want you to understand what they hate when they see me.

Uncle Leland: You know when she first died I wasn't even shaking, because I could see myself in her eyes before they closed and I was naked looking over her and I was primed.

Noel: You're the first person that I've wanted to tell that to, 'cause your the first person that I've wanted to talk to for more than five minutes... ever.

Paul: I'm looking at you right now and I hear you talking and all the words that are coming out of your mouth are like they're coming out of a stranger. Why don't you put your fucking hair back on and come back, just come on back.

Paul: I mean, I brought you all the way out here. It's not like I'm the one who needs swimming lessons. And the fact that you're not even trying, well that baffles me. Really. I mean, what are you afraid of? There's no sharks in here. Suppose a water dog comes walking down the tracks and sees you. What's he gonna say about you, land dog? I mean, if there's times in the world when it's time to take a chance, it's time right now to take a chance. What's this? Water. Get in it. It's just water. Listen, brother. This river goes two ways. That way, and THAT way. You know what I'm sayin'? It's like a puzzle with hands, if you think about it.

Paul: The first time I had sex, I was thirteen years old, and it was in a cinderblock basement with this older girl that I didn't know. When we were finished... I was nervous, and I was trying to be cool, and I told a joke and it was just stupid and... she never spoke to me again. I just wanna make sure that a million years from now, I can still see you up close and we'll still have amazing things to say... I'm gonna go now, okay?

Feng Shui: Do me a favor: pretend you're standing over the ocean. You're a millionaire. Now, pretend you're running over the ocean. You're jumping across mountains. You're jumping across mountains. Everybody loves you. Don't you ever forget that... "Everybody loves you."