Alex Strangelove Quotes

  • Alex: I'm sorry I was such a shitty boyfriend.

    Claire: No. No, you're the best gay boyfriend a girl could have.

    [they both laugh]

    Alex: That's funny.

  • Elliot: What I don't get is... How do you know if you're like a good person?

    Alex: I feel like if you're asking yourself that question, you're probably a good person. At least you're trying.

  • Elliot: And the shitty thing is, guys like my dad, they're giving Jesus a bad name, okay? Because from all that I know, Jesus was amazing. I mean, I don't know, he helped out the poor and sick, okay, he loves you unconditionally...

    [Alex says yes with his head]

    Elliot: I just think all those kids with their WWJD wristbands need to ask themselves: What would Jesus actually do? Call me a "faggot loser"?

    Alex: Did your dad call you that?

    Elliot: It's not really worth getting into.

  • Helen: Being angry is an exhausting way to spend your day.