Adventures in Zambezia Quotes

  • Morton: Gathering, gathering! Nigel, that includes you.

    [Nigel looks up, disturbed]

    Morton: Beaks closed, ears open!

    Cecil: Friends, wanderers, marabous! When those Zambezians flocked together, they created an inside!

    Morton: [Supporting every word] Inside!

    Cecil: And an outside!

    Morton: Outside!

    Cecil: And if you hadn't noticed, we are on the outside.

    Morton: Here we are!

    Cecil: The Cold, lonely, Desolate, outside.

    Morton: Hooo Hooo Hooo Hooo Hooo Hooo,

    [Pretends to be chilly]

    Morton: Frigid Africa.

    Cecil: And why?

    Morton: Don't know, it's a mystery!

    [Gets slapped by Cecil]

    Cecil: Because, they didn't like the look of us.

    Marabous: And what is wrong with what we look like?

    Cecil: They just want their little tree-house all to themselves! How sporty is that!

    Morton: Very sporty!

    [Gets slapped again]

    Cecil: Not very!

    Morton: No! terrible!

  • Cecil: Not very in my book. Which is precisely, why we should accept Budzo's proposal.

    Marabous: Since when a Marabou servants to a lizard?

    Morton: He's got a point!

    Cecil: We will be working with Budzo, thickhead, not FOR Budzo! We are partners in this great endeavour!

    Morton: Teamwork!

    Cecil: We help Budzo get on the island, we share all the goodies!

    [Cecil Laughs, so does Morton]

    Morton: I am getting hungry just thinking about it.

    [Gets slapped by Cecil]

    Marabous: Ummm, question! Could those hurricanes be a problem?

    Cecil: Hurricanes, huh!

    [Making a trifling gesture]

    Morton: Don't make him laugh!

    Cecil: Budzo possesses unrivaled brut strength. With his help a new wind will blow across this valley.

    [Morton pretends that there is a heavy wind]

    Cecil: A wind of change-uh!

    [Slaps Morton]

    Marabous: I say, good shot! Give us another!

    [Gets slapped by the Marabou next to him]