A Rainy Day in New York Quotes

  • Ashleigh: -Oh my God, you're Francisco Vega!

    Francisco Vega: -Is that good or bad?

    Ashleigh: -My roommate thinks you're the best thing to come along since the morning-after pill.

  • Terry: Time flies.

    Gatsby Welles: Yes, unfortunately, it flies coach.

    Terry: What's that supposed to mean?

    Gatsby Welles: It's not always a comfortable trip.

  • Gatsby Welles: One thing about New York City. You are here or you are nowhere. You cannot achieve another level of anxiety, hostility or paranoia anywhere else.

  • Roland Pollard: [during his interview with a clueless college reporter] Would you like a scoop?

    Ashleigh: [hesitantly] Of what?

  • Gatsby Welles: I need a carbon monoxide to survive.

    Ashleigh Enright: What are you talking about?

    Gatsby Welles: We are two different creatures, right? You like the sound of crickets and I like the rattle of the taxies. You blosom in the sun and me, I come into my own under grey skies.

  • Chan Tyrell: Listen, Gatsby, let me tell you, you only live once. But once is enough if you find the right person.

  • Gatsby Welles: I read. I just don't read what they give us in school. I mean, do I really care who wins between Beowulf and Grendel? No, I don't. Maybe if I had a little money on it.

  • Chan Tyrell: Real life is fine for people who can't do any better.

  • Ashleigh Enright: You're a free creative spirit, like Van Gough, Rothko or Virginia Wolf. Of course, they all committed suicide.

    Roland Pollard: It's a very sweet thing to say, Ashleigh.

  • Gatsby Welles: It's rich housewives who have the leisure to pursue esoteric culture. The out of work, discussing the out of print.

  • [last lines]

    Gatsby: How did I know you'd be here?

    Chan: You didn't think I was going to blow this moment did you?

    Gatsby: What about the skin doctor?

    Chan: Very handsome. Very Rich, and very clever, but I'm here.

    Gatsby: For a kisser, there's a maximum of an eight?

    Chan: It's fall. By spring I'll have you up to ten.

  • Ashleigh: I shouldn't imbibe so copiously. Alcohol plays havoc on my cerebral neurons .