A Matter of Loaf and Death Quotes

  • [Wallace and Gromit are in the baker's van]

    Wallace: How's that breakfast coming on?

    [Gromit presses a button on the car radio and a slice of cremated toast pops out from the cassette slot]

    Wallace: Well done, lad.

    [looks at the burnt toast]

    Wallace: *Very* well done.

  • Wallace: But Piella, you're the Bake-O-Lite girl!

    Piella Bakewell: *Was* the Bake-O-Lite girl. I ate too much, you see.

    Wallace: Oh, really?

    Piella Bakewell: I couldn't ride the balloon anymore.

    Wallace: Oh dear.

    Piella Bakewell: So they dropped me.

    Wallace: What a blow. Ooh!

    Piella Bakewell: ME! A curse on bakers and their loathsome confections!

  • Wallace: Farewell, my angel cake. You'll always be my Bake-O-Lite Girl.

  • Wallace: I've got a bomb in me pants!

  • Wallace: oh, what a relief!