A Grand Day Out Quotes

  • Wallace: No cheese, Gromit! Not a bit in the house!

  • Wallace: Gromit, that's it! Cheese! We'll go somewhere where there's cheese!

    [Looks at "Cheese Holidays" magazine, then out window]

    Wallace: Everybody knows the moon is made of cheese...

  • [a machine malfunctions]

    Wallace: Come on, stupid...!

    [it breaks down]

    Wallace: [stunned slightly] Oh!

  • [eating the moon]

    Wallace: It's like no cheese I've ever tasted... let's try another spot!

  • [Wallace and Gromit are on their spaceship, about to leave Earth]

    Wallace: No crackers, Gromit! We've forgotten the crackers!

  • [first lines]

    Wallace: Eeh, these bank holidays. It's a problem to decide. Tell you what, Gromit lad!

    [Gromit suddenly awakens]

    Wallace: Let's have a nice hot cup of tea, hmm?

    [walks out of the room]

    Wallace: Kettle should've boiled by now.

  • Wallace: [referring to "The Cooker"] Daylight robbery! They always nick your money, them flippin' machines.

  • Wallace: [Testing the moon cheese] Wensleydale?

    [Gromit shakes his head]

    Wallace: Stilton?

    [Gromit shakes his head again]

    Wallace: I don't know, lad, it's like no cheese I've ever tasted. Let's try another spot.

  • Wallace: The fuse! You forgot to light the fuse!

  • Wallace: Hold tight, lad, and think of Lancashire Hotpot.