A Fantastic Fear of Everything Quotes

  • Jack: Well, actually, writers and serial killers are very similar. They're practically brothers.

  • Sangeet: He's police.

    Jack: He's not even armed. Look at him. They haven't even given him a fucking whistle.

  • Dr. Friedkin: You're fucked up Jack. You need therapy.

    Jack: Oh I haven't got time. I've got a meeting in about an hour.

  • Jack: [they wonder why they are tied up in an abandoned cellar] We've been abducted by a crazed psychopath whose sole intention is to terrorize, torture and terminate our existence!

    Sangeet: ...No, you're - you're paranoid. You're jumping to conclusions.

    Jack: Lady, there is a time and a place for accusing a man of being paranoid AND THIS IS NOT FUCKIN' ONE OF THEM!

  • Jack: I didn't mean to become a children's author. It was a terrible accident!