.45 Quotes

[first lines]

Kat: Big Al has a huge cock.

Cop #1: You fucking knew what you were supposed to do.

Original Owner: I did what I was supposed to do.

Al: Hey, you got this? Huh? Now get your fuckin' hands off my fuckin' dick and get out of here before I fuckin' file a harassment suit, you fucking fag bisexual fucking village people, huh?

Kat: You promised me you'd get me out of this neighborhood! All right! Seaside Heights, or Rockway, or Ocean City or something. Look at you pissing on the fucking wall!

Al: Fuck off!

Kat: I want to see the real world.

Al: The real world.

Kat: I'm tired of this shit!

Al: What fucking real world? You got the whole fucking world right here!

Kat: Al, stop it! Jesus Christ!

[Al farts]

Vic: You sir are a moron. You are the walking talking reason that we should all be lesbians.

Kat: Yeah, I think I just became one.

Vic: Clancy! What the fuck is wrong with you, moron? You're a tough guy? You're tougher than me? You think you're cute, Clancy, but I know you.

Clancy: All I said in the bar was she was talking to the fucking Puerto Rican.

Vic: Fuck off, bitch! I know you're an asshole, all right? Coward scumbag motherfucker whose feel smell and Kat caught a beating because of what you fucking said!

Clancy: Bullshit! She deserves it. You can't trust her.

Vic: You wanna watch what you say, Clancy. I'm telling you, mind your fucking business or you're gonna get hurt.

Clancy: Are you threatening me?

Vic: Hey, fuck you! You don't have anything to worry about from me! You got Kat, you got Reilly, you got the fucking spics! You think Jose's gonna drop you cutting him? Do ya?

Clancy: You're not scaring me, you know.

Vic: I'm not? Well then, you're just fucking retarded! See you in the morgue, genius.

Al: I really wanna change this time, Father. I'm just so sick and tired of being mean to my girl. I just, I wanna be, I wanna be a good man, you know? But I'm telling you. I just have this problem keeping it on my pants even when I'm in church praying every time I see a pretty girl walk up the aisle I just wanna crawl up underneath her shirt and...

Father Duffel: And what do you do?

Al: Well, I go back to praying, you know?

Father Duffel: It's a good think you're trying. How do you think I feel?

Al: What are you sayin'?

Father Duffel: I have a line of woman who stand in front of me, and get on their knees, and open up their mouth, and stick our their tongue and look up at me and go "Ah".

Al: What do you do?

Father Duffel: I go back to praying.

Al: That's fucked up. How can you say this? How can you think like this? These poor girls are coming to you for hope and you want them to suck your cock. You fucking disgust me.

Father Duffel: I'm just a man, Al, with a collar and a cock.

Al: Oh, you're gonna burn in hell.

Father Duffel: I'm no better than you, no worse.