Extended Reading

Zombieland quotes

  • Tallahassee: Oh, I am this close to losing every last bit of my shit.

  • Tallahassee: We are cursed! We... are... cursed! We're cursed! It's like we picked up Bobby Brady's ass-reaming Tiki and it's just tipping us over, and just ramming us in the...

    [to Little Rock]

    Tallahassee: Please don't ask me who Bobby Brady is, or I'll lose my shit more than I lost it a second ago, okay?