Extended Reading

Welcome to the Rileys quotes

  • Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: I got this convention to go to in New Orleans at the end of the month. Why don't you come along?

    Vivian: Don't do that.

    Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: What?

    Vivian: Be unpredictable.

    Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: Come on, we'll have fun. Just the two of us. Why not? I mean it.

    Vivian: I don't even have a suitcase.

    Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: I'll buy you a suitcase.

  • Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: [written inside birthday card] To Viv, from the "waffle man." Happy birthday, xo.