Extended Reading
  • Nestor 2021-12-26 08:01:18

    Kid, just say you are as bad as them

    Only this movie, I knew it would be terrible, so I watched it with great interest.
           There is only one reason. The "Twilight" series is so bad that I gritted my teeth, but I don't know why it is so popular. The first time I knew there was this "Twilight Movie" (there is a translation called...

  • Demetrius 2021-12-26 08:01:18

    Just say a few words

    I can't understand the people who see Twilight spoof and go to 5 stars. . .
    Satire of Twilight has become a phenomenon recently, and even I myself have joined the ranks of complaints.
       But as far as the film itself is concerned, I was a little disappointed. When I bought it, I saw it was created...

  • Halle 2022-03-25 09:01:12

    Trash can only be perfect after spoofing!!!!!!

  • Teagan 2022-03-27 09:01:12

    Even if it's a joke, it's still not funny, it's just for the sake of it

Vampires Suck quotes

  • Chinese Food Delivery Guy: Someone order Chinese food?

    Edward Sullen: [Throws him at his family as they proceed to eat him; to Becca] Let's go! They'll be hungry again in a half-an-hour!

  • Jennifer: Hi. I'm Jennifer, future Prom Queen, I'm gonna pretend to be your BFF but if you touch Rick's wang

    [flicks open switch blade]

    Jennifer: - I'll cut you!