Extended Reading
  • Freda 2022-03-23 09:03:21

    Paris

    Since I was a little girl, I was attracted to the city-- Paris. My teacher told us this is the most romantic city in the world. After romantic, it is beautiful. The French man are deadly romantic and charming. I always have a image about Paris, little path, chinar along the road. Buildings has...

  • Nola 2022-01-28 08:22:15

    crazy french

    Funny. And crazy. The

    main line is how the thirty-five- or six-year-old American hero and French heroine who have been in love for many years deal with cultural conflicts and emotional bottlenecks.

    The two-year-old couple, Ou You, stopped in Paris for two days before returning to New York, and...

  • Camilla 2022-03-26 09:01:13

    The madness of the French makes even the open Americans have to shock~

  • Lowell 2022-03-27 09:01:21

    Nice and funny I now basically understand the French G-spot of humor! ! Ha ha ha ha! ! ! !

Two Days in Paris quotes

  • American tourist: I think the French are so rude.

    Jack: I know. It's a cliché but it's true.

  • Jack: Um, so what's the deal, man?

    Marion: What?

    Jack: That guy was looking at you like you were a big leg of lamb. It's like he had the fork and the knife and the bib.

    Marion: I am a big leg of lamb.

    Jack: I know, but you're my leg of lamb. How do you know him?

    Marion: Well, we met many years ago, and we had a little thing. I think I gave... I gave him a blowjob. No big deal.

    Jack: Really? A blowjob's no big deal?

    Marion: Oh, I'm sorry.

    Jack: I'm all right.

    Marion: No I mean, it's no big deal in comparison to what's going on in the world. You know, there's George Bush, the war in Iraq, there's Avian flu and then there's a blowjob. You know what I mean?

    Jack: Right, right.

    Marion: In consideration, it's...

    Jack: Nice transition.

    Marion: It's a pretty minor event. Don't you think?

    Jack: I would actually say it's not a minor event... if you wanna start talking in the grander political scheme of things. If you think about it,it was a blowjob after all, that brought down America's last chance at a healthy democracy.