Extended Reading

Two Days in Paris quotes

  • Jack: Um, so what's the deal, man?

    Marion: What?

    Jack: That guy was looking at you like you were a big leg of lamb. It's like he had the fork and the knife and the bib.

    Marion: I am a big leg of lamb.

    Jack: I know, but you're my leg of lamb. How do you know him?

    Marion: Well, we met many years ago, and we had a little thing. I think I gave... I gave him a blowjob. No big deal.

    Jack: Really? A blowjob's no big deal?

    Marion: Oh, I'm sorry.

    Jack: I'm all right.

    Marion: No I mean, it's no big deal in comparison to what's going on in the world. You know, there's George Bush, the war in Iraq, there's Avian flu and then there's a blowjob. You know what I mean?

    Jack: Right, right.

    Marion: In consideration, it's...

    Jack: Nice transition.

    Marion: It's a pretty minor event. Don't you think?

    Jack: I would actually say it's not a minor event... if you wanna start talking in the grander political scheme of things. If you think about it,it was a blowjob after all, that brought down America's last chance at a healthy democracy.

  • Marion: You know why people are attracted to one other? Cos people with very different immune systems are attracted to one other so the offspring, the baby, will have a stronger immune system with the combination of the two immune systems.

    [Jack pretends to snore]

    Marion: Don't snore! It's important!

    Jack: Oh!, No! Yeh! No! I was saying the same thing!