Extended Reading

Tucker and Dale vs Evil quotes

  • Chad: There is no truth! Everything is a lie!

  • Tucker: What am I supposed to say, Dale? "Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property."

    Dale: Yeah, yeah, just like that.

    Tucker: They're never gonna believe that.

    Dale: But that's exactly what happened!