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Guy in Back of Theater: This has to be the corniest muscle white dude I've ever seen in my fuckin' life.
Steven: Okay, Koko B. Ware, you know what? You're being an asshole! Alright? You know what I do with assholes? I lick 'em!
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The Dog Owner: I need help with my dog.
The Dogwalker: I can see that. I would love to be the one to help you with your dog.
The Dog Owner: What's your technique?
The Dogwalker: I put them on a leash and walk them.
The Dog Owner: You talk a big game.
The Dogwalker: That's because I walk a big dog.
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