Extended Reading

Top Five quotes

  • Andre Allen: [as Hammy the Bear] Hammy time!

  • Andre Allen: When I listen to satellite radio, I listen to Sirius hits One.

    XM Employee: That's good, but just, just make it a little funnier.

    Andre Allen: Funnier?

    XM Employee: Put a little stank on it.

    Andre Allen: Stank?

    XM Employee: Nice and funny, go.

    Andre Allen: What's up, motherfuckers? This is motherfucking Andre Allen! When I listen to satellite radio, or scratch my nuts, that is, I listen to Sirius motherfucking 101... bee-otch!

    XM Employee: First take was good. I was wrong on the stank, though.