Extended Reading

Three's Company quotes

  • Helen Roper: Oh, why don't you go see your dentist!

    Stanley Roper: What for?

    Helen Roper: Because your toothache is giving me a pain.

    Stanley Roper: Then you go see the dentist.

    Helen Roper: The place I got a pain you don't see a dentist.

  • Stanley Roper: Will you put some clothes on? My wife's here!

    Helen Roper: Mind your own business, Stanley.

    Stanley Roper: What if the towel slips?

    Helen Roper: Mind your own business, Stanley.

    Chrissy: Jack, you have some shaving cream on your face.

    Jack Tripper: Oh, thank you.

    Chrissy: [shouts] No, Jack!

    Helen Roper: Mind your own business, Chrissy!