The Thief and the Cobbler

Princess Yum Yum: [referring to Tack] *Who* is this?

Zigzag: O Greatest King of all the Earth, this lowball

[uses cane to stop Tack from walking off]

Zigzag: cobbler of no worth, attacked me in the square today! Shall we take his head away?

King Nod: [waking up] What? No, no, if you really think so, Zigzag.

Princess Yum Yum: But what has he done?

Zigzag: [takes tack from Tack's mouth] A*ttacked* me!

Princess Yum Yum: *Really*?

Zigzag: [hisses] Yes!