Extended Reading

The Sorcerer's Apprentice quotes

  • Balthazar: Clear your mind!

    Dave: [under attack by a dragon] Clear my mind? Are you insane?

    [Balthazar thinks, then holds up his fingers an inch apart]

    Dave: Little bit.

  • NYU Clerk: I'll need to see your faculty identification card.

    Horvath: [raising the glowing handle of his cane towards the clerk] You don't need to see my faculty identification card.

    NYU Clerk: I don't need your faculty identification card.

    Drake Stone: [imitating Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars] These are not the droids you're looking for.