Extended Reading

The Sorcerer's Apprentice quotes

  • Dave: I don't actually know who you are.

    Drake Stone: Really, do you not recognize me?

    Dave: Are you in Depeche Mode?

    [Drake attacks Dave]

  • Balthazar: [attempting to embarrass Dave in Becky's presence] I just remembered, I have to go into town to pick up your anti-itch cream.