Extended Reading

The Professor quotes

  • Male Student #1: You mind if I ask you something personal?

    Richard: No, go ahead.

    Male Student #1: Have you ever been with a man?

    Richard: No... No. No. No... No, I can't say that I have.

    Male Student #1: Would you like to fuck me?

    Richard: Like... in your ass?

    Male Student #1: Yeah.

    Richard: Is it... is it clean?

    Male Student #1: Yeah... I mean it should be.

    Male Student #1: But no. I mean, I can always give you a blowjob, too.

    Richard: Okay. Pour me another one of those and make it very generous, because I'm...

    Male Student #1: Of course.

    Richard: ...really not sure how much of this I'm gonna wanna remember.

  • Richard: In each and every moment we're composing stories of our lives, let's aim to make it a meaningful read... or at least an interesting one