The Princess Diaries

Helen Thermopolis: Mia, the-the three of us have to talk.

Mia: Oh, OK. Um, is there maybe something else about me and my life that just maybe I might want to know about? Um-oh no, are you two waiting to take me on a talk show somewhere and to let me know I have a twin sister who's a duchess?

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You have a cousin who's a contessa. Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him Pookie.

Helen Thermopolis: That Backstreet Boy clone you've had a crush on for years?

Mia: He's not a Backstreet Boy clone.