Extended Reading

The Pacifier quotes

  • Mr. Chun: Okay, duck whisperer, step away.

  • Lulu Plummer: [Lulu walks up to Shane] Hi. Zoe says you look like the Hulk; I think you're cute.

    Shane Wolfe: [Uncomfortably] Thank you.

    Lulu Plummer: Do you do Kung Fu?

    Shane Wolfe: Yes.

    Lulu Plummer: Did you ever punch someone so hard that their head came off?

    Shane Wolfe: No.

    Lulu Plummer: Why are your boobs so big?

    Shane Wolfe: [Offended] They're NOT boobs.

    Lulu Plummer: Do you have to wear a bra?

    [Shane walks into the other room. Lulu follows him]

    Lulu Plummer: So will my boobs get as big as yours someday?

    Shane Wolfe: You know, little girl, I think it's time you went nappy-poo in beddy-bye land.

    Lulu Plummer: Do I look like I'm five to you?

    [Crossly walks away]

    Shane Wolfe: What did I say?

    Lulu Plummer: Disrespectful. And to think I was interested in you!

    [Slams door]