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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! quotes

  • Jane: Vincent Ludwig and I, there was never anything between us. He likes East German men.

    Frank: And what about you?

    Jane: I like cops.

  • Jane: I overheard Ludwig after the banquet. You were right all along, Frank. Ludwig is planning to have someone assassinate the Queen!

    Frank: Where?

    Jane: At the baseball game. The Queen'll be there this afternoon as a guest of Ludwig. I'm supposed to be with them.

    Ed: Are you telling us that Vincent Ludwig is going to just shoot the Queen in front of 60,000 fans?

    Jane: No, he said a player's gonna do it, during the seventh-inning stretch.

    Ed: [checking his watch] That game starts in 20 minutes.

    Frank: I better get down there right away.

    Jane: I'll go with you.

    Frank: No, it's best you stay with Ludwig. That way, we won't arouse any suspicion.