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Miss Piggy's Receptionist: Miss Piggy?
Miss Piggy: [as she's eating a doughnut] What? Can't you see that I'm busy?
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[Tex and Uncle Deadly are atop the Muppet Theater with a pair of boltcutters about to shut off the power]
Tex Richman: To the end of the Muppets!
[Uncle Deadly grabs the boltcutters to stop Tex]
Tex Richman: Deadly! What are you doing?
Uncle Deadly: Enough! Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent, does not preclude the fact that, in my heart, I am a Muppet, not a Moopet! Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh!
Tex Richman: What does that mean?
Uncle Deadly: It's an idiom, you idiot, because you cannot laugh! Ha ha!
[Tex falls off the roof and lands on the ground with a thud]
Uncle Deadly: Oopsie.
[he laughs]
Tex Richman: Deadly.
Uncle Deadly: Now *that's* a maniacal laugh for you!
Extended Reading