Extended Reading

The Mirror Crack'd quotes

  • Lola Brewster: You seem lovely, as always. Of course, there are fewer lights on than usual. In fact, any fewer, and I'd need a seeing-eye dog.

    Marina Rudd: Oh, I shouldn't bother to buy one, dear. In that wig, you could play Lassie.

    Lola Brewster: Same adorable sense of humor. And I'm so glad to see that you've not only kept your GORGEOUS figure, but you've added SO MUCH to it!

    Marina Rudd: What are you doing here so early, dear? I thought the plastic surgery seminar was in Switzerland.

    Lola Brewster: Actually, darling, I couldn't wait to begin our little movie. You know the saying: once an actress, always an actress.

    Marina Rudd: Oh, I do know the saying. But what does it have to do with you?

    Lola Brewster: Cute angel. So do tell. How does it feel to be back, after being away SO LONG?

  • Lola Brewster: Chin up, darling... both of them.