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Demarco 2022-09-29 17:22:21
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If the accounting statements cannot be balanced, it can only be solved by war. - The logic of British pirates. So did the Opium Wars, and so did the Financial Wars. The American ships and guns are so powerful that they are not comparable to the Qing Dynasty, but only yy.
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Wymer: Sir?
Humphrey: Yes, Wymer?
Wymer: My younger brother's going out with Dibble this weekend, sir, but I'm not having my hair cut today, sir.
Pupils: [chuckling]
Wymer: So, do I move my clothes down, or...
Humphrey: I do wish you'd listen, Wymer. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg. You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep, when you've written your letter home, before rest, move your own clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors, and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.
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