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Mallory 2021-12-12 08:01:12
Make excuses for Huaxin
One sentence comment: I don’t know which is more ridiculous: is it a couple who got married hastily, or is it an innocent third party who thinks they have found true love?
This film is a remake of an old movie of the same name, which satirizes the sloppy treatment of marriage by young people at... -
Jose 2021-12-12 08:01:12
About forgetting.
I was still worried about how to weigh my emotional problems.
With a curiosity about the title "Seven-Day Itch,"
I have to sigh, men are really troublesome, the
lines in the play, I remember the most:
"I suggest you accept life, life is like this, Eddie , It's life! Life, Eddie, live a good life."...
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Eddie Cantrow: Oh, excuse me.
Flamboyant Man: Yeah.
Eddie Cantrow: Hey, are you running this whole thing?
Flamboyant Man: Oh. Sure. Walk up to the first homo you see and assume he's the wedding coordinator, right? Nice.
Eddie Cantrow: No, no. I didn't - I didn't mean that.
Flamboyant Man: Nice stereotype, buddy. Nice.
[the obviously gay wedding coordinator walks up to them]
Wedding Coordinator: [in a sing-song voice] Did I hear someone say "wedding coordinator"? That would be *moi*!
[simpering]
Wedding Coordinator: How can I help you?
[after a pause, the flamboyant man simply walks away]
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10 Year Old Girl: Are you like a widow or something?
Eddie Cantrow: Yeah, I'm a widow. Yeah.
10 Year Old Girl: Sorry.
12 Year Old Twin: He's full of it. He's gay.
Eddie Cantrow: No. I'm not gay.
12 Year Old Twin: Let's play 5 in 5 then.
Eddie Cantrow: What is that?
12 Year Old Twin: It's where I ask you 5 questions in 5 seconds. If you're telling the truth, then you shouldn't have to think.
Eddie Cantrow: [shrugs] Yeah, I don't wanna play your game, sorry.
12 Year Old Twin: Quick - how'd your wife die?
Eddie Cantrow: Murdered.
12 Year Old Twin: How?
Eddie Cantrow: Icepick.
12 Year Old Twin: They get the guy?
Eddie Cantrow: Yeah.
12 Year Old Twin: What was his name?
Eddie Cantrow: Ronald.
12 Year Old Twin: Brad Pitt. Russell Crowe. Who's hotter?
Eddie Cantrow: Brad Pitt.
12 Year Old Twin, 12 Year Old Twin: [point and laugh victoriously]
Eddie Cantrow: No no, no, I thought you meant who's hotter career-wise...
